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"He's singing "He's doing

Irish songs" The Irish Jig" "Who's He?" "Carefree Sam"

Be happy.. Dance with the Leprechauns..as folklore predicts...Dance with the Leprechauns.. and you will enjoy your day...The nights won't be too bad either...

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If it's after 12 Midnight...try to be quiet...we might be sleeping...

"Never play cards with a man called Doc."
Dukes Deals always opens with a few clean jokes

An American lawyer asked Paddy...how come wheneveryou ask an Irishman a question...he answers with another question... Who told you that? asked Paddy...
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Murpy told Quinn that his wife was driving him to drink Quinn thinks he's very lucky...his wife makes him walk

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I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep.in other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.
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An Irish priest looks out his window and sees a dead donkey in his yard. He calls the cops and gets Sergeant Murphy. He tells his story and Murphy being a wise guy says Father..I thought it was a Priests duty to administer Last Rites..the phone went silent for a few seconds...then the good Father answers with:You are right Sergeant..but it is also our duty to notify the next of kin...
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Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he
had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey".
Miraculously, a parking place appeared.Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."
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Paddy stops in this bar in County Mayo..walks to the bar and orders a Pint of Guinness...The man says..I am sorry but the rules in this Town are we have to close one hour a day and we are not allowed to serve drinks...And we are closed now ...We closed at 2 O'Clock and it is now 2.30...you have a half hour to wait..Paddy says..well then I will sit right here and wait..The barman says that will be just fine.. Would you like a drink while you are waiting?
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I still miss my wife, But my aim is improving
Humpty Dumpty didn't fall...he was pushed.
A short cut is the longest distance between two points.
Some people cause happiness wherever they go; others,whenever they go.
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A few household tips..Pinch of baking soda to the chili while it's still cooking, stops heartburn...

Simply by putting out a few bowls of ordinary vinegar.
in your yard when having a party...Will keep mosquitoes away...

Bubble Gum Removal!
"To remove bubble gum or any type of gum from hair (child's head, on arm, leg, etc.), simply spread peanut butter on the area and wash!
It comes out like magic because of the oil!!"

"If you have cast iron pans, or a wood stove that has collected "gunk" from being used over and over, remove the crusting with a paste made of cream of tartar and vinegar, it will make cleaning a breeze!!

"Clean A VaseTo remove those tough stains from the bottom of a glassvase, just fill with water and add two Alka-Seltzer tablets!

Cleaner Microwave Dissolve two Tbs. baking soda in one cup water in
a small microwave-safe bowl. Let the solution boil in the microwave for a few minutes so that the steam condenses on the walls.

Then wipe clean with a damp sponge Always put something like a toothpick or a straw in the water that you're boiling in the microwave.
Otherwise, it could explode when you take it out and give you a bad burn, because it actually reaches a point beyond boiling.

" FIREPLACE ALERT! Do not burn colored newspaper or magazines in your fireplace! They contain lead and when burned will emit dangerous levels of the lead. This can be extremely harmful especially to children!

Hide Nail Holes From the landlady! Rub toothpaste into the hole and smooth with a damp sponge. Or, try scraping an aspirin and put the shavings in the nail hole.

Plastic Trash Bags
To keep plastic grocery bag clutter under control, stuff
your bags into an empty kleenex box (the large size box).
It's pretty and it also gives you easy access when you
need a bag in a hurry.

Sink Stains For dark stains, like rust, rub your sink with a paste made of Borax and lemon juice.
Lighter stains can be removed simply by rubbing with a piece of cut lemon.

Sliding Glass Door Tracks "Clean the door tracks with furniture polish instead of a cleaner. It gets the tracks clean and the polish acts as a lubricant.
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